Re-Fux-Ology
On-Out,
to add your half min in.
nectar & departed. Honestly that is
really all that i can remember, Please again feel free
beans and rice with some spicy ass crackers.
we are out wonder food, drank our great
me. Food time. Oklahomo and Just
Janis were so kind enuff to feed us some Cajun red
extra $5. Hash IDs were mentioned.
Don't know about it, read the old emails or email
Holy crap, pay now or else you will have to ear
ramen soup for a month for spending that
Hashtoberfest rego is $50 right now & after
July 31st it will go up to a whopping $55.
can't remember. (but you can add it in yourself)
Announcements were made about
are they good. Like the one about... or the
one that happened... All right, All right I
our hash monk #2 By the Way Boys, would have to
take over. Accusations begin and boy
that. also we had to warn the remainder
hashers that it wouldn't be too long before
full down downs with every tale and so we had to
do an honorable mention to him for
bleeding on trail. Half way thru
circle, AFAB & I noticed that Chef is doing
while she peed on trail. Which ended up
costing me a pint of blood. yup non-menstrual
Many tails from the trail including myself and
AFAB ass-isting Just Janis to hide her
fuckered up the info that i gave her. damn hash
cliff notes.
the ways of the hash. I wondered how she
got all that correct info when I know that I
Just Kristen, who was my virgin just a couple of
weeks back, schooled him very well in
disbelief to all he got every damn question
right. Now I should say that is sponsor
circle with quizzing the only left standing
virgin, Just Carlos. Who by an amazing
It is now time for REEEEEEELIGION. We gather in
and Chef (hashmonk #1) begins
the on in.
the corner of my mind. on out to the next
stop which so happens to be Dr. Rockits for
Enjoying stories and a free pole dance that we
were given by Just Kristen. Memories, in
dame un cerverza por favor! Sweet! She got her
beer and we were on the patio drinking.
know she speakilo Spanish, I had her sing along
with me. La Cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Just Janis said that she didn't know any hash
songs, being from Peru and all. So since I
our beers we each, I said EACH had to sing 2 hash
songs. We all did pretty well until
Balls decided to see how many hashers knew hash
songs, because in order for us to get
off. trail take us to .. you guessed it
Knuckleheads. But for whatever reason Blue
around Ranger's ankle. Cool. We bid our
gracious host a luscious good bye and we are
awesome ring out but instead of getting the shoe
around the spike, he managed to get it
ball thingy" and I was trying to cough it
out the remainder of the night. PRJ did an
took the shot with the bug inside & I swear
that the damn bug got stuck on my "hangy
right into my shot glass and tried to drink my
rum. You fucking fuck, I'll sow you. So I
bitch that I am I of course chose to drink out.
Only to my shock and disbelief a bug dove
either had to ring out at whore's shoes or drink
a shot out. well of course the atheletic
Vodka & Rum Shots. Now the rule was
that in order for you to get the next clue, you
way to Mangy Twat's house where he had the
horseshoe game ready with cold beer &
happen next? Oh I remember (of course after
calling GGJ on the phone). We trvld all the
do do do do do do do do do do do do do (my
impression of Jeopardy) shit what did
Give me a minute at this time while I try &
remember what happened next. Do do do do
hell, No. Instead we go left at the hill &
down towards who the hell knows where.
and we are off again up the road. Are we
going to Knuckleheads? Maybe. Damn it all to
our beverage & consume before the barmaid
makes us do other things. Then we finish
me,me,me,me,me. Off we go into the hott
wett..(you know the rest) we finally get
Hanks. Where we are told that in order to
get a beer we had to sing a song. So me,
After a quick song of
Yogi Bear WE ARE WALKING. Trail leads us straight to
time.
for the evening Blue Balls and Zamboni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't forget the hares this
Baby, Oklahomo, Just Janis, Just Kristen, Just
Carlos, Just Victoria & finally our hares
Quick Kenyan, Chef, By The Way Boys; I'm Gay,
Puerto Rican Jew, Plug my Hole
Roll Call: Richard Simmons, AFAB, GGJ, Re-Fux,
Stuff My Box, Ranger Smurf, Cum
we had a couple of virgins that night.
while and then it is on out to the sacred whore.
Hares away. Interfuctions done since
256th Running of the BALH3. As we gather at
the hash kennel Dr. Rockits we gossip for a