It all started on Friday night with the weekly poker run at Knuckleheads. Ranger and I arrive just as the very large pack is pulling out. We were a tad late because Ranger was playing poker and no matter how hard he tried he couldn't loose. Shortly after us TDYS arrived with Big Blackmail right behind him. Guam had cum before all of us with Blue Balls, those gay bastards. We all pulled out and to the Texan we went. The ride was pretty uneventful except for the grocery sack that decided to hitch a ride with me on my shifter and foot. I finally shook the white stuff off my leg and threw it behind me only to realize that another biker had pulled up, oops! After a frosty beverage at the Texan we headed to the Q pub. There we now have the highest score for photo hunt!!!!! On On now to hanks were we stood on the street near a trash can with beer, wow that sounds bad, but there was no where else to stand since the bar was full of wankers. Got Gas Jackass finally made it, when he is late he is really late. We walked over to Cheers next and hung out in the back room and then it was up to Knuckleheads. The rest of the wankers went to Cassidy's but we figured the beer was cheaper and colder at Knuckleheads. Big Blackmail, TDYS , and I figured it was now time to eat, so we strolled down to Hurbs where we had dinner and show. A stumbling drunk guy and his friends entertained us through dinner, it was complete with a pin ball machine demonstration, drooling and drunken love for everyone. Back to knuckleheads we walked, picked up the bikes and the group rode down to Rockits to make up for the stop that we skipped. From here we all parted ways to rest up for the next day..........

Saturday the plan was to meet at Knuckleheads at 11am, Twat and I were early, Ranger 5 min. late, GGJ, Refux 20 min. late, Cherry and her entourage arrived at 11:40 ( okay she had an excuse, she had to pick up family at the airport and ......she can be forgiven), but where is Blue Balls and Guam???? Apparently those two spent the evening on the roof of Knucklehead waiting to see if there were any gentleman of the night that they could invite up for a threesome. The Balls brothers arrived so we went to concrete street to register and get poker run info. Away we go to the T-heads for a photo and then to the Harley shop for free weinies for everyone. Mr. Goodbar caught up with us at this point. Blue Balls, Guam and Ranger went a head and the rest of us moved slow. From here we rode to King Pin Cycles were along the way we had to stop because Mr. Goodbar tested the impact rating on his phone, it still works after falling on asphalt at 65mph, now that is quality engineering. From King Pin cycles we rode to 2 Seas (beer at last) and from there it was to Hook's in Port A. (food at last). Just Rocko decided that he was up for a challenge, so he ordered the Dave's Insanity Hot Wings, which cum complete with gloves and a disclaimer that if you can finish them all they are on the house and you even have your photo taken. Apparently this boy likes pain, I tried a finger tip taste of the sauce, damn that shit is hot, and I didn't eat 10 wings. The food was good and it was fun to watch the tears run from Rocko's eyes. We hopped on the ferry and went to knucklehead and then back down to Concrete street. None of us had the winning hand so we stuck around and shopped. We made it over to the bikes games and watched for a bit till Cherry and I decided we wanted to play too. So she and I entered the balloon toss. We got the first one, and the had to throw and catch two. You would think that I would be an expert at playing with water balloons but I dropped them in the second round. She and I then entered the slow race. I was out the first round but Cherry made it to the second round. Knuckledragger chicks rock!!!!!! We hung around for a bit waiting to see the burnout pit but no one was dumb enough to ruin a tire so we headed up to knuckleheads. Lack o' Pucker then mentioned that there was a wet T-shirt contest back down at the rally so away we go. We waited and waited and waited, only to see a bunch of strippers in gray tanks pull up (they were not pretty either) and walk on stage and have a cup of water poured on them. I thought it was a contest not a commercial.. That sucked!!!!!!!! We went back to Knuckleheads and then down to Rockits. Oh yeah and all day Saturday was Ranger's Birthday, so he got some tequila and a song ( we love you Ranger) at Rockits. We parted ways only to go home and rest for Sunday.