67th KDH3 Ride
       Hash Trash

    So there we were, at least Twat and I, trying to get the morning tacos ready as well as for ourselves for the South Padre Island Bike Fest ride.... and then Ranger calls, "do me a favor call the HD shop and see if they have a battery that is fully charged and ready cuz my bike won't start".... dun dun dun and so we start off with bike problems ( which were fixed no problem)...  After Ranger and Gas showed up and all tasted my delicious tacos we were off!!!!!!!  The ride was pretty uneventful except for the fact that we figured out the US 77 is a bad bad road for wildlife I think Ranger kept himself awake counting the dead raccoons....A long ride later we arrive and you know I figured we were in the right place cuz bikes bikes everywhere there were bikes.... We get to our hotel unpack or at least I did and Ranger looked for bars with NTN and get ready for the night at least I did.....We located Dude where's my dick and Donkey Joto and Butter Bling, and met them at a bar to get the night started..... We drank a few at Kelly's Irish Pub and then zoomed over to the Coral Reef to get ready to watch the parade.....I know a parade of bikes when really that was all that was riding up and down the road.....I was able to rack up a couple of strands of beads.... And the drinking continued.... The Karaoke started so Butter Bling and I sang some songs for the group.... Gas was busy entertaining the females with the vibrations of his bike ( they were some happy chicks).... Now we were off to Coconut's to watch Jake play with his strings..... We hung out here for a while then some of us took off to another bar but my drunk ass didnt' remember its name and guess what we did... drank... Yeah!!!!  Finally close to 2am we all decide that eating is a great idea so we head over to Denny's but the kitchen is backed up so to Whataburger it is, or at least we try....since Twat hadn't ridden with my drunk ass in a while we accidentally lay the bike over and try to twist the handle bars. UHOH!  An upset twat and drunk I then ride twisted bars and all to Whataburger where we fix the problem get food and some strange chick wanted a bite of Gas's burger?  Back to the room we all went for much needed rest.  The next morning we head over to Donkey's to meet up and then it is to Manuel's for the biggest tacos ever...Rock ON!!!!  After stuffing ourselves we head on back to CC stopping a few times for water and gatorade and gas.... It was a great ride, great  party, and great company..... On On to next year's rally.

Channel 3 Boobs ( the only one who showered the whole weekend, those other dirty bastards.)