So there we were, the hares pulling in to the on start as we notice PRJ, thinking he was the only hasher that would show.  We sit have a beer and then low and behold some virgins, Just Jason, Melissa, and Brent pull up asking if they are late. Once we have all gotten situated we begin to explain to the pack that this is the dive titty bar tour, and so on and so on.  The hares Twat and I pull out with a 10 minute head start. after giving the clue to the pack.  The first stop was Aloha Gentleman's club.  We sat and sat and sat, waiting on the hares especially since the club had just opened and nobody was there there wasn't even any music playing yet.  Finally 45 minutes later the pack arrived with the addition of Vanilla Underpants and some other virgin.  We enjoyed a round got a dance and then it was off for the hares to the next beer stop which was Bottoms Up.  This place was a little bit lower on the dive scale but a lot more happening than Aloha.  It wasn't much latter and the pack pulled in, minus Vanilla underpants and the unknown virgin, apparently they had to go pick up some women, well eventually they came back to Bottoms Up alone, Gay sex on trail or just a break to masturbate, I guess we will never know.  We all sat had a beer or two and enjoyed some pretty, some skanky and some lactating dancers and then the hares were away leaving the pack their clue which took them to the Party Place.  Twat and I sat here and waited for a while and were entertained by a very very young looking dancer named Carly.  The pack came in only we were down to three hounds on trail.  It seems that Just Jason, Melissa and Brent were swept away by some friends that had joined us at Bottoms Up?  Well with just PRJ, Vanilla Underpants, and the unknown virgin we all kicked back and enjoyed a round and then my little friend Carly asked if I would like to dance, so being the modest, shy harriette that I ! am I accepted had Twat go to the bike and get my outfit, yes I did come prepared, and it was off to change and pick my music.  Yeah Baby!!!!!  Well when I came back to stage to dance it was like everyone had heard I was dancing cause there were a lot more people including Donkey Joto and some other guy that the guys knew, well anyways I fulfilled my fantasy of being a stripper and even got some money.  Well after dancing it was time to move on to the last stop of the day  GINIA'S, by this time it was only TWAT and I and PRJ who named the trail stretch marks and brown spots.   We walked in and grabbed a chair and a beer.  Unfortunately there were no pregnant strippers this time but never the less we had a great time and again I was asked to get up and strip, YeaH bABY, and I got paid, probably more than the girls who worked there.  After dancing and spending most of our time with a stripper who tried to kiss me and grabbed my breast and coo! chie and tried to pick up PRJ it was time to call it quits.  All in all it was a great trail with lots of T&A and plenty of cold beer, great ride and best of all I made $24 off of 4 songs, not to bad ehh?!!\

 

On On to stretch marks and brown spots #2

Channel 3 Boobs (aka stripper name Dixie D)