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5th KDH3MC Hash
Saturday 2-9-02
Weather: Sunny and Warm

So there we were, NO SHIT!  20, Count them 20 hashers for this momentous run, milling about and allowing passing people the unique opportunity to glance at such magnificent specimens as Harleys, Hondas and Blue Balls.  As we eagerly await the start of the run, two more Virgins JUST RONNIE and JUST FABIAN appear and decide to ride along with us.  The more the merrier is our motto!  ROTTEN CHERRY decides to stop stuffing her face long enough to give us meager instructions and we are off.

There is immediately mass confusion (not unusual) as JUST WILD BILL gets a wild hair up his ass and bounds out of the shoot.  Several others follow suit but must stop just around the corner for petro. The hares CHEMO and DONKEY JOTO have left us instructions to head toward HWY 624 and have a beer at Good Time Charlie's. Scattered but hopeful we traverse HWY 37 and find pieces of our crew along the way. DILDO DIVA and PECKER CHECKER are cruising along like the dynamic duo completely oblivious as to where the are going.  BLUE BALLS and I, COCKSHOT, decide to bolt ahead of them and lead the way. As luck would have it finding Good Time Charlie's is no problem.  The hares are there to meet us and buy us all a cold beverage before scurrying on their way.   ARSE VICK and PRISON PUSSY decide this is the perfect opportunity to get some gas before continue. JUST RONNIE and JUST KEVIN have a great time watching ROTTEN CHERRY run around the pool table flapping her arms and screaming I'm a chicken to get the next clue.

Once the entire group has reASSembled, we take off toward Orange Grove with a waterfront destination at a quaint little place on Lake Mathis.  The scenery was spectacular and the weather was gorgeous, unfortunately we were riding behind JUST WILD BILL  so the stench was incredible. (Oops, it was just a dead skunk! Sorry WB.)  Just when we were about to comment on how perfect the ride had been thus far DILDO DIVA pulls to the side of the road.  Seems D2, notorious for being unable to keep her lips zipped during religion, has come unzipped on the road and lost 2 stolen computer cards worth their weight in gold.  BLUE BALLS and ARSE VICK, being gentlemen (yeah right!) circle back to help look for them.  B2 and COCKSHOT happen to come across them first.  Now it seems that DILDO DIVA has had BLUE BALLS' sarong in her possession for some time and was holding it hostage for the price of B2 learning 5 new songs (a near impossible feat).  B2 now has some valuable leverage and won't give up the newly acquired cards till the sarong is correctly altered and now monogrammed!  Talk about strong arming! 

Our next beer stop on Mathis Lake proves to be a luxury indeed.  Again the hares were there waiting for us.  We bring them up to speed on the trail so far and send them packing on their merry way.  JUST BRYAN and JUST MISSY enjoy the water view while the rest of the pack enjoy a brew.   BLUE BALLS must do a lap dance for D2 in order to get the next clue.  Shy as he is, B2 gets a quick lesson from ROTTEN CHERRY JUST KEVIN, JUST BILLY and JUST AUGGIE look on with morbid curiosity as B2 takes center stage.  DILDO is satisfied and we are on the road again to The Bar at Sweeny Switch.  

SPANKIN GRANNY leads the way through winding roads with lots of cows and one pig (I mean police officer) who kindly decided to make a U-turn in the middle of the road directly in front of us.  At first we were worried the he remembered the sweet nights he spent with PRISON PUSSY and was coming back for more, but he kept going. We rallied up and arrived at the ON-HOME in Sweeny Switch with no problems.

Time for RELIGION!!!!
with ROTTEN CHERRY presiding as R.A.

Shitty Trail: CHEMO and DONKEY JOTO
Virgins: (JUST) BRYAN, MISSY, WILD BILL, BILLY, RONNIE, KEVIN, FABIAN, AUGGIE AND KRISTINA (WOW!!!)
Backsliding Bitches: PECKER CHECKER and DILDO DIVA
Defending his Age: BLUE BALLS

Hares for next run: PRISON PUSSY and ARSE VICK
Don't miss it on February 23,2002

On-on,
Cockshot