Yes, the rumor is true, i've been busted for having illegal cable. So $69.00 of the hash cash has been turned over to the cable guy and what's left has been wired into a bank account in the Grand Caymen Islands where I will be spending my precious time teaching underwater basket weaving to sting-rays. Not really, Not really...but the time has cum for me to give my shouts out to all of my fellow hashers cause I'm breakin' outta Corpus like chicken pox. Okay in copycat style, (I can cause I'm Gaylord's little protegee, there's no need to break out the renaming gun)

First I must say thank you to GAYLORD, for making me cum for the first time and introducing me to the finer things in life such as cow balls in mexico. asshole :) DNR...where-ever you are..thanks for naming me.

COCKSHOT... you are such a great person, always laughing at me, and making me do stupid shit like laying trail in the fed parking garage down town so they could think it was anthrax. You are one crazy fool, don't ever change. I'm gonna miss you.

PECKER CHECKER.. Shaquenna misses amber from hooters. I enjoyed pissing the gray hound workers off with you when we hared together. Keep up the good work.. save a good liver for me, the rate i'm going i'll be in need of a new one in a few months.

BLUE BALLS..You old fart, I'm really gonna miss you. Take care and be careful when ya'll hash through the ghetto, you know how you get lost. You and Mrs. Balls have the most rocking bar in the world!

SCUBA STEVE..I never thought when I met you at doggie days that we would be rolling around in refried beans, i still can't eat em. You go all out without a doubt...can't forget your crap at the homeless hash, where's wilson?, i enjoyed slippin and slidin with you my ghetto sister.

DILDO DIVA...you hot little biker chick, thanks for taking care of me and always inviting me into your hot tub.

CHEMO...So there I was in the ghetto waiting for my co-hare to finish pre-laying trail, (yeah we prelaid and we don't care what you think) when Chemo finally emerges looking like a true skinhead ready to throw down with the gangsters. I knew you always had my back. We had some good times riding, throwing the bird... You are a cool dude and I ain't scared of your punk ass dog.

GUATAMALA BALLS... I will never forget the time you dropped your load on the harbor bridge, and then came out with no sked marks, you rock. Best wishes for you and Tequila Tits.

LILLY...Herzlichen Glueckwunsch Zum Geburststag.....always up for the party no matter where you are. Love your jokes and am jealous of your energy.

CHIPS...what can i say my room-dog who developed stinkie fingers like me. thanks for lifting syringes for Texas Interhash and inspiring me to get my lazy ass to work.

ROTTEN CHERRY and SPANKIN' GRANNY...where ya been? you better show your ass at my fuck off, i'm gonna miss you guys.

BI-Value....speaking from personal experience...NEVER WRITE A CHECK FOR HASH CASH WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK. :)

HLD..you are an over achiever FRB, someone needs to attach the bricks to your balls. Take care man and do what makes you happy.

COPBLOCKER...So there I was waking up in bed realizing it really wasn't just a dream, I really did get my naval pieced. Thanks for my beautify!

EAR-FUCKED..you deserve to wear the "FREAK IN THE ROOM" T-SHIRT because you are just NASTY. TWAT...great man, great beer, great times..take care.

FIST FUCKER....69 hash/red dress run with you was a blast. Remember "Smart Hares Never Get Caught". And for all you other fools

(Easy Cums, $3 bill, Pimp Daddy, Gutter-Lick-her, Labbia of the Rings (or how ever spell it) Prison Pussy, Ranger Smurf, Rim Rander, Donkey Hoto, Blows Anything, Silent but Deadly, P3, and everybody else that has seen my keets and is not listed I am sorry. Don't question where's the love, cause I really am going to miss all of you fools. Thanks for making my stay in Corpus such a wild adventure. Sand in your ass, doggie days, red dress run, texas interhash, and all the other hashes in between were great and I'm gonna miss all of you. I hope everybody can cum to my fuck off hash on Wednesday July 24th 8pm! You are all welcome to my casa in Dallas anytime.

And just a few more things:
Watch your step on the harbor bridge...Guam's poo is somewhere and you wouldn't wanna step in it. If you can't remember it, it really didn't happen, GAYLORD is GAY, if your gonna go on a diet, make it a liquid diet...beer of course. all other diets are over-rated and don't work, there are two bad things in life: drunk dialing and the walk of shame, throwing the bird is almost always more effective if your bitch throws it too, Jell-O shots really aren't difficult to make but if anybody else makes them...spit them out, tell them they taste like shit, and keets is the only Jell-o shot maker and then call me. I highly recommend Naked Twister, and Never Never Ever eat cow balls or believe anything a hasher tells you.

And for all you Knuckledraggers: May the wind always be at your back, or tits for those who have a bitch, dumb-ass drivers far from your path and may bugs never get trapped between your teeth.

Much Love.
ON-OUT
Nice Pair A Keets