Goodbye to Gaylord Focker

Just one more thing!To All,

This message is being sent out to dispel all rumors, questions and innuendos.  YES, I will be leaving Corpus Christi in less than 2 weeks.  I am relocating for a job and to find better friends...haha, j/k.  Actually, I don't think that is possible.  I've been in Corpus Christi for two years now, and planned on leaving last year around this time.  That was about the same time that I met the hash.  I couldn't seem to find any good excuse to leave the people I've met and become friends with and who continuously get me drunk.   It's been a good run, but I must now go.  I will be haring my last C2H3 hash on Sat. the 22nd so I hope you all make it out for that.  And I will also make one last Larrikins run on the 26th of this month and I will be haring that one as well.  I hope all of you will come out for those two runs.   My final destination is Seattle, Washington.  Everybody is welcome to visit, if you can.  Obviously I have two more weeks here so I'm sure I will see most everybody before I go, so don't start to cheer and clap yet.  Special thanks to some of the people I most knew, an d if I left someone out, it wasn't intentional. 

-Blue Balls:  The daddy of all hash that I know.   Sturgis together, Austin together, on the road together, fellow biker, and Knuckledragger.  No matter how many times you get lost onWe can't find it! Gaylord and Blue Balls! trail (or on the road) I'll follow you to the end. on-on  always like a dad, telling me to slow down....well, maybe you were right.

-Chemo: You gay, cum sucking roommate...always trying to sneak in my room.  You're fervor and lust for the hash, only helped to fuel my own, thanks for dragging me out on the days I was getting to lazy to hash.  Riding with you was the coolest man.  We were always in synch when we rode, blasting around town, or out of it, and getting pulled over by the cops all of the time, I was glad to be with you.  You were my free ticket out of jail and out of speeding tickets.  Got to shave the head before I go

-Guammie: You gay, cum sucking friend.....also trying to get into my room all of the time.  You bastard. Online bantering has never felt as good as the shit we have managed to stir.  I'll get you for it.....and your little dog, toooo!   on-on adopted Mexican brother. my donkey is bigger than yours, though.

-DNR:  I want to be as active and involved in the hash as you are.....what are you 103, 104 years old or something.  J/K.  I'll try and make the last hash long enough for you.

-Dildo Diva: What can I say? Always trying to get into my room as well, with your fiancée no less, that's just disgusting.  The most eccentric of roommates, it was always the best to have a clean house.  I felt dirty just walking into the house.  I would shower 3 times a day just to cleanse myself and still it wasn't enough. Luv ya babe.

-Pecker Checker:  Probably the most annoying biker I know, always planning everything, making my answering machine run out of tape just from your messages.  ANAL. But hey, you are on a bike, and a Harley no less.  Knowing you bought it without knowing how to ride, and then taking your spills and getting right back up and on it...rock on.  We will continue to toughen you up.  But keep your shit up and we'll confiscate your bike for a month.

-Rotten Cherry: What the hell am I supposed to say, except...DAMN!  You hang out with the most pathetic bunch of drunks there probably is in Corpus Christi, and you keep coming back for more.  We had lots of fun, and got some riding in this year, Austin was great.

-HLD: You took over the hash when it was needed, and you became one of the most annoying people we know.  But just like Twat, thanks for all of the material with which to throw shit at you with.  Remember Texas Interhash? And Emerson? The ice tents? Naked hill slide?  is any of this sinking in?  on on

-Sex Offender: I don't know if you'll get this, but thanks for helping me start the full moon hash; we'll hash together again someday.

-Breathless:  You were there when I started and there when I got named, and you were there  for most of the other times. I haven't seen you much near the end, but I know you are almost done with school and that is honorable.  So when you become all ejumecated and shit, you will be twice as capable to hash, because I hope you remember that it only takes half a mind to do it.  An education does not make you too good to hash, remember that too.

-Cockshot: It was the most joyous of moments to help get you your name.  Always bouncing around, awesome job with the website.  What can I say, but, Cock....SHOT people, no mistakes about it, there was no beer spilled in the sand either. Thanks for coming to the full moon hashes as well.

-Twat'd you say: Lets see.... we named you at the first ever running of the full moon hash, just because we name everyone there.  Thanks for the beer and the continuous amount of material with which to fling shit on the web. 

-Nice Pair-a-Keets:  My true protégée, it was so good to have brought you the first time. and to turn around and see you making out with the entire hash that night.  Slut! I knew from that moment on that you needed no more guidance, you were a hasher at heart, and always would be.

-Earfucked:  Just sick man, just sick.  But you came out to the full moon hash a lot, so that must make us sick as well.

-Everybody else, $3 Bill, Copblocker, Spankin' Granny, Prison Pussy, Pissimee St. Cloud, Easy Cums, Easy Goes, Bi-valve, Bravefart, CHIPS, Cum Dumpster, Goes Down Easy, Gutter Lick-her, Kung Fu Kevorkian, Purple Pee wee Package, ....and all of the other Knuckledraggers and hashers that were there. Thanks.  If your name isn't in here, don't feel bad, I'll talk to you before I go, I just have very little memory of the times I'm actually at the hash because of all the beer I drink. 

On-Out,
Gaylord Focker