Fist Fucker's Farewell Letter

Wankers,

Thank you so much fir this Emmy Award! I have tried for ten years to win it! I must thank the following people, order of presentation in no way depicts exclusion:

A. To "G"
B. To Fucking Einstien

1. Blue Balls; where would we be without his Im-Maturity. You are the concrete slab, the Big Toe of this On-On Foot. He provides us with a COOL place to party, with cheap beer! Supplies some of the most alcohol induced, fantastic tasting chow this side of my Mom’s doublewide every Wednesday night for the Larrikins Run. Getting us Sponsored with Miller Light..WOW, a free keg every run! As the Grand Master he sports the "Master" Robe, and ensures all who deserve it, do down-down’s. I realized how I really felt towards him one night at Doc Rockets. There was a fight at the front door and before I knew what I was doing I was placing myself in front of him and the commotion..[What was I thinking?] But I can’t play the Hero here, there were two other Hashers right beside me! I think we all feel the same way towards Ya B2. I am Honored to be able to call you my Friend. I look forward to the day we "Ride Free" together.

2. Breathless; at my first C2H3 I saw this tall leggy Babe..{I’d do her}, basically running the entire Hash! I was thinking small time Hash Group to have a Chick as the G..M. / R.A. / Hash Mattress…Well if you know me then you will realize that I am usually wrong! She is the Cornerstone of the C2H3. I have rarely not seen her at a Hash. She is always the first with an opinion?! But hey..don’t complain if you don’t get involved! I cannot even picture our Hash without her. She has brought the C2H3 from a fledgling Club to what it is today..we rarely run with less that thirty people. Breathless, your enthusiasm and dedication are what keep us alive. I have enjoyed Hashing with you.

3. Pecker Checker; If there is a TINY voice of reason here it is you. How I enjoy watching this Sprite walk up in her Camel Toe exposing running tights! Talk about enthusiasm! If I could only bottle that! You have endured so much, yet remain so positive. For those of you who don’t make the C2H3 Meetings, Pecker Checker is the forerunner of our upcoming Inner Hash Committee. She has "Put Out" many hours on this and could use any help you can give. I also have it on good authority that she is currently using the "Pre-Text" of Hashing to practice for the Great Wall Of China Marathon!!! OOHHH.. Down Down’s to follow! You Know I Love Ya…

4. Chemo; The perfect R.A. You were the first to be-friend me, and probably still regret that! Your Leadership capabilities are outstanding. You take a crowd and whip us into such a frenzy, and then bring us back by saying "You idiots did that?" I respect your character Bro, I will always treasure our Friendship.

5. Rotten Cherry; How about a little snack? What a character! Guy’s, I have been "working out" with her for seventeen weeks! Just look at those GUNS! She also has a tight…stomach. Nothing like being on the Bench Press end of three hundred thirty pounds looking up the shorts at pink panties realizing she is the only thing between you and a crushing death! If you have never had a Female work out partner…I highly suggest it! I am living proof that she was always there for me when I needed a Friend to lean on. She has reserves that go on forever. She rode her Harley all the way up the East Coast and back. not many Men can do that! She needs a new work out partner Guy’s…I will miss her.

6. Damn Near Red Neck; Larrikins Fore Father. Great idea asshole! Always wanted to run in the Slums of Corpus at NIGHT! For those of you who know what I am talking about, what a great time we have! Every Wednesday night. If you have not been…GO! I hope I am still sexually active at your age! Good On-Ya!!

7. Sex Offender, Self Driller, Baby Boinker, Cock Shot; See the trend here? Never have I seen so much clutching on Trail! These Guys prepare all the food, set up the parties, and took over the New Web Site…www.C2H3.com…..It looks FANTASTIC Self Driller. They all have FULL LIVES, yet take the time to ensure that we are the BEST HASH out there! Thank you for your time, and for caring about US.

8. Gaylord Focker (your Mom named you Gay Focker?!), Guamereah Balls, Ear Fucked, Twat Did You Say, Hair Lip Dog; These Guys are the Studs Girls! Incorporating the new Full Moon Hash for Corpus! Talk about a lot of work and effort! Designing the new T-Shirts, making the Hash Tags, providing Haberdasher services, getting the Kegs for the Hash, always willing to set a Trail, even when you are the scrawniest Guy on the Rugby Team…[would hate to be on the anger end of you though!], becoming the new R.A. for Larrikins as well as C2H3..I was thrown into that position one night with Blue Balls>>those of you who saw that debauchery probably still have nightmares! Try R.A.ing just one time if you think it is easy! Honor to Ya Bud!! Thanx Fellows for taking the TIME to keep us in business. …..XO>>XO>>XO

9. Nice Pair-A-Keets; I nominate her for the now vacant position of Hare Raiser!!! She knows what to look for in a Trail. She has set some of the coolest Trails in C2H3 history. She is now the Master! {You have my phone number if you need it!} She is ready to assume greater authority and responsibility, [wait a minute, I can’t use those words any longer! I am a Civilian!] in the C2H3. She is a true Sport in every sense. From Body Shots to Boob Checks she ensures they are performed by our Harriet’s. As a Certified Child Life Specialist, she could help some of us! That demure personality is only a front! Make her the Hare Raiser. I think she will do a Fantastic job.

10. Thump That Ass, Dildo Diva, Texas Waihene; From Beer Bitchin to Hash Photog, to good parties and comfortable beds…Bitch, never did consummate our marriage! You Gals are the best. I think all the Guy’s will agree…we need about sixty more of you! Keep the Hash fun!

To all the one’s I felt up before…If you are not involved in the C2H3…GET INVOLVED! There are so many things that can be done to better our Group. You may not be here for a long time, but Hashing with you for even a short period has been an Honor. Do the Hash a favor, before you leave the area, ensure you bring in at least one Virgin to enjoy the camaraderie of our Hash while He or She is here. Where else can you fly a multi million dollar Aircraft, perform life saving surgery, attend to a sick Childs needs, counsel drug rehab..[imagine that!], operate a business, and the myriad other Mundane jobs we perform one day, and be running around Corpus acting like there isn’t a care in the World the next? This is LIFE FELLOWS! What a GREAT way to live it.

I will forward my new address in Houston as soon as I close on my new house. [Wait a minute, do I want Hash Crashers to come to my new house and pour beer all over the carpet, puke on my lawn, and piss in my pool?] You Bet Your Ass I Do!!!! Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da……My Cell will also change, but my e-mail will remain the same: t-hobbs@usa.net My home, and my Bed… is always open for a C2H3….

On-On Wankers
On-Out F2

PEOPLE WILL FORGET WHAT YOU SAID; PEOPLE WILL FORGET WHAT YOU DID; PEOPLE WILL RARELY FORGET HOW YOU MADE THEM FEEL.