Sending a farewell letter has become a tradition of
sorts for departing hashers. It is now my time to say
farewell to the Corpus elite and maybe I can get
through it without tears.

I want to thank all those who attended the Massive
Fuck Off hash we had. I know many did not come to say
goodbye to one hasher in particular but to many or all
the hashers that were leaving the Corpus area. All
attendance was appreciated and well received.

As for me, I want to thank the Corpus hash houses and
all it's members. I started hashing on November 4,
2000 at the 29th running of the C2H3. I was voted hash
angel and was hooked. Since then I have been Webwench,
C2H3 RA, Haberdasher, KDH3 Sargent at Arms, hare,
hound, beer bitch and drunken heckler. All prestigious
and honorable positions in the hash.

The hash has offered me the opportunity to meet new
people, expand my horizons, test my boundaries, open
my mind and explore new possibilities.

To the hashers themselves (in no particular order):

Blue Balls: You are the most awesome Grandmaster.
Thanks for providing us with a place to "store" our
hash memorabillia. You are the first to make sure that
even as tempers rise the hash was not affected. I
think of you like my father- incest is best!

Chemo: My true ispiration! I look up to you like a
brother. Without you I would never have learned how to
ride a motorcycle, had the courage to lead the hash as
RA, take over haberdashery or even sing my fucked up
songs. Thanks for seeing potential and cultavating me
into a true hasher.

Guamarhea Balls: A brother like no other. Your quick
wit and stunning personality made many jealous but
just made me quiver. I am in awe of your talents and
aspire to be half the hasher you are. Thank you for
being my friend in and out of the hash.

Rotten Cherry: Incredible friend and pillar of
support. Thank you for always letting me cry into my
beer in front of you and even offering me a shoulder
when a beer wasn't there. You truly helped me not
only through some rough spots but to have a fantastic
time when things were good. It was great riding at
your side and I'll miss your ever present cry of
"faster! funnier!" in circles.

Gaylord Focker: Holy shit are we going to have some
good times together is what I was thinking as I drank
beer on my knees in the sand that fateful evening. And
we have! We did not know what we were doing when we
unleashed the power of the focker! Thanks for all the
memories- what happens in cabin room one- stays in
cabin room one! You are the coolest and I hope to see
you soon.

Nice Pair-a-Keets: Babe you are fan-damn-tastic. From
your famous jello shots to the girls gone wild
auditions you have made hashing a blast. Thank you for
allowing your two separate lives to merge and
introducing me to my husband. You will always hold a
special place in my heart and I look forward to the
next beer we can have together.

EZ Cums: Girl- you one smart mo fo! You take
edjumacation to the next level by schooling all us
pansies about haring. You always make sure there is
someone to set the next trail and never pass up the
opportunity to party. Balance is a good thing and you
have it down pat.

Butt Munch: My personal trainer and gym goddess!
Thanks for taking me under your wing and showing me
the ropes. You are a unique and beautiful friend and I
valued the time we got to share. You are always
welcome to visit anytime you are able. See you in
Madrid (if not before)!

Twat'd you Say?: Unbelievable! You are now the Beer
Meister, C2H3 RA and Webmaster! Thanks for biting off
more than most would want to chew. I have every
confidence that you will excel at each position.  Good
luck anyway- not that you need luck cuz you are the
man!

Bivalve: Dude- take the money and run!
www.cheaptickets.com will get you to Spain with dough
to spare. Seriously, you are awesome for taking on
hash Cash responsibilities and sharing haberdashery
with Ranger Smurf. Good Luck to you and Debra in you
relentless search for a place to hang your hat.

Pecker Checker & Dildo Diva: Two of the finest
harriettes in the stables.  Both of you gave me
something to strive for- I wanted to be like you. You
are both so caring and beautiful and went out of your
way to make me feel welcome. Thank you for your
acceptance.

Rim Raider: Rope Tugger extrodinaire! You are a true
blue friend. Thanks for stepping up and giving me a
hand when I needed it most. You were a great RA and
Japan is lucky to have you.

Priss Pot: You were my friend before the hash and are
now my hash sister. I hope you find the same joy that
I found with the hash. Pick up the torch and carry it
to new heights.

There are many other hashers that I haven't mentioned
by name but have touched my life. To all of you I want
to say thank you for all the meals we had together,
songs we sang, beers we drank, hugs we shared, but
mostly thank you for your caring, support and your
unconditional acceptance which has made me realize
that I am truely part of a rare and beautiful family.
I will miss each and every one of you.

On-on always,
Cockshot