FULL MOON TRASH

Halloween Full Moon Hash- October 31, 2001

T'was the night before Christmas and not a creature was stirring, except the gerbil in Guam's ass...oh, wait is it too early for Christmas stories...whatever.
The debacle know as the Full Moon/Larrikins Hash last night was nothing short of scandalous. All I have to say is that no animals were harmed in the filming of this pic. 
Guam was seen asking for directions from some construction guys, as he bent over in front of them to pick up some loose change, (the only loose thing there is his anal canal), but enough about him. The disgusting display of heterosexuality seemed to make people a bit uncomfortable, so Guammie began to make out with some old guy with ratty and stringy blond hair wearing a cap and  black shorts and answers to Sugardaddy. As I slowly bent down to clean up the vomit from watching them go at it, I realized I had someone attached to the back of my neck. The virgin in question must have sharpened her teeth the night before....the pain was gorgeous. Sister Focker showed up as a genie in her flimsy costume, but it was more like a Leopard Street whore outfit. (I'm so ashamed...no not really for she is a true Focker). 
Prison Pussy was yet AGAIN drinking nectar off of CHIPS tit (since this is apparently the only way he will learn to drink faster). God bless you CHIPS for offering your time and tit. 
Since I don't remember much more, the rest of this shit is made up or partly true. Guam is gay. Blue Balls was fondling Guam. Chemo and Dildo were having sex in religion. Pecker Checker was seen touching herself and screaming some annoying cheerleader chant. We all missed Hairlip Dog and his incessant cheerleader chant..."No! The mantle is gone!", deal with it. We will be vindicated. (we are currently working on sending an envoy of gay guys to offer gratuitous sex to Ewe Fuck in exchange for the mantle). For the record I am not....I repeat NOT involved in this mission, no matter what Guammie says. We all miss mother breathless, please cum back to us, and drink something for shits sake. 
Wear a hat to the next hash people. Guam really is gay. I don't care what Guam says I did not put the camouflaged grease paint between his legs. As things continue to permeate to the top of my cerebrum I shall return with more horror stories of the first Halloween night full moon since 1953. Honor to all of the dirty wankers that showed up for this historic event....as the next full moon on Halloween night will not be until the year 2020. Luckily the Knuckledraggers had one hasher who managed to Bash due to unforeseen circumcisions....cirCUMstances. Knuckledragger event to be announced very soon! Be a bitch or find yourself a bitch and come ride with us. All bikes welcome.

On on
Gaylor Focker

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