FULL MOON TRASH

6-24-02

Thanks to all the hard core wankers who showed up last night for the fullest moon hash.  The beer was good,(not really it was keystone light but sometimes nectar is nectar) the moon was out and dammit it was a shitty fuckin trail if i do say so myself!!!!!!  Since I was one of the hares along with newly named SBD (if u dont know what that means let me tell you!!!)  So there we were NO SHIT, Earfucked, SBD, Chemo, Hairylipped dog, Dildo u know, Ranger smurf, Twat did u say, and just cris I think, wathcing some hooters.  Thank you  bivalve and rim for gracing us with YOUR presence for about 10 min.  aNY HOW AS rA I DECIDED to do as i do, not as i say, so grab your chick give her a lick........ and Hare this shitty trail.  The moon was fucking unbelievable!!!Hares away abotu 830 ish it was full moon time and we are not bound by any means except our own.  I cant say what the pack did since i was haring but i know they had 4 yes count them four BEER stops I made sure they were plenty hidrated for this run.  As it is the fullmoon and the sole purpose is to have a blast HAshing, thats what we did.  We ran about 3 miles and consumed nectar.  OH SHIT THE FUZZ.  We almost got picked up by the fuzz and you all missed it.  I offered him a keystone but he still had a doughnut in his mouth.  ANy  as i was dropping chad i guess i look a little middle eastern cuz some old man tried to get my attention by whisteling at me.  I thought he was horney, but no i wasnt so lucky, blue balls your still the oldest man i have ever been with, anyhow he called the cops on us.,As i was waiting for the beer truck to give him directions to the next stop I looked up and saw the gum ball machine talking to ...who .....hounds OHHH shit As i took off another law man drove up than another then another and another until i was on my back screaming for my life they had their clubs out beating me over and over again and screaming THIS IS FOR SELENA !!!!THIS IS FOR SELENA !!!!Your big ear holed Pakistanie, finally i offered them some free Mcdonalds coupons and they left me alone.  So i finished dropping chad and off to the for some fry chicken and malt liquor. Trail was soon over and we ventured off to look at some boobs and consume.  Well if i left any thing out it wasn't important.  Congrats to Dildo for her new purchase HINT its something gas powered and goes between your legs,..........YES A NEW Sportster 1200.   And congrats to earfucked as well, he will soon be enjoying the dryed up remains of love juices on the hot LIQUID Magna!!!!!! 

On ON and peace out

3F'd