FULL MOON TRASH

So there I was....NO SHIT...thinking to myself should I or should I not she's drunk and only fifteen, Ohh wait wrong e-mail. Is it the RA's job to put up hash trash or not? Fuck it I'll do it anyway. 
I believe this was the 10th-11th, well i really don't know how many full moon hashes we have done. If someone, preferable Gaylord, can update me on that I would really appreciate it.

Anyhow Temp-54 degrees, wind 20-30mph gusts out of the north overcast no moon in sight but ohhh was the moon out several times!!! First of all thank you to all the true hashers that showed up; Twat'd You Say, Chemo, Just Mike, Just Carol, Lady of the Rings, Rotten Cherry, Copblocker, Earfucked, and some guy named Hairylipped Dog (yes it was hairy!!!) In the non-rigged traditional way of drawing for hares, which is how ever I feel like doing it, the fortunate bastards ended up being Hairylipped Dog and Lady of the Rings. For some reason Lady of the Rings couldn't run but we will get to that later. Hares away at 8:30ish by the moon clock of course.

Trail headed down Flour Bluff Dr west I guess after a bad attempt at an intersection. Trail was picked up along the road through shiggy and mini-dunes. As trail turned into pavement (familiar road) we came upon a water tower. Here Lady of the Rings awaited us with sacred nectar. After a song or two, forked tongue Chemo convinced Lady of the Rings to show us her reason for not being able to run. All I have to say is OH GLORIOUS CLITORIUS!! I believe some of the German soldiers were at attention after that, I know mine was.

Shortly after we were directed back towards F.B.dr where we came upon another intersection. After picking up trail down a local road trail took some hounds through a sticker infested field of weeds and more mini-dunes--I guess that's called shiggy?? Anyhow a circle jerk was the plan for the evening and we ended up back where we started. Honor to shitty trial!!! As this was first turn as Resident asshole I tried to emulate every RA before me and some to follow, hope I did well.

In our unusual renegade, style anything goes--someone forgot to tell Just Carol new shoes is a punishable event. So thank you for graciously volunteering one as the sacred vessel for the evening, all evening. As a new tradition we take nectar donations for down-downs before the culprit is announced. Kind of the like the lottery who knows who will drink it so how much to pour in, is the question? Could be u or me?? As a blessing of the new RA Earfucked HAPPILY took a buttshot off Lady of the Rings red ass. It was red cuz the 30 mph wind was whipping it like a red headed step child. Thanks chemo!! This was the first showing of the moon. The second was not so exciting. Lady of the rings took one off of copblocker's undercarpet. I thought he was shitin' out buckwheat or was it Don King. If any Indian boys need material to weave a blanket I found some!!
Other down downs: FRB: twat
Virgins: Just Mike, Just Carol
Cranial gear in circle: Just Mike
Various others can't remember but I can remember OH GLORIOUS CLITORIOUS!!!
If you were not there you missed out, but the good thing about the full moon is there is one every month. Next month's will be on the 28th I believe 7:00pm for those of you who have a curfew. Twat call me so we can set up starting places and up date the calendar!! 361 877-8575
3F'd aka earfucked